Thursday, March 28, 2013

An example of a bad photographer

I received the most insane email from some pervy photographer! I responded to a casting on LA Casting for a realty show, and they come back with how I need to do an unpaid test photo shoot as my entrance to the contest. Then out of the blue I receive an email one day around 5am asking if I will be coming to shoot with them at 10am that same day. I didn't even bother to respond. Now, a week or so later, I get this email.
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Hi,

I have an Idea what style to shoot with you. Lets plan on meeting this week and work on our shoot, You look very sexy and I have a feeling after our shoot you will be getting lots of votes. Most important shoot in this contest will be your lingerie and what ever we do to make it super hot, so start gathering your jean "short" shorts that we can tear up or play with, tank tops (one white tank top for sure), bikinis, lingers, anything that we can play with, this is going to be very different from your other shoots, we will be exploring lots of sexiness and maturity and exotic side of you, here are some things I want you to do before the shoot:

Over 75% of the voters are college guys.

Our first meeting bring all your stuff, everything you think is not important it could be important, accessories, hats, sheets, jewelry, headbands, toys (with toys I will do my signature shoot for this edition, which would be the toys will be so out of the picture that you have to pay attention to see it, its like finding Waldo) . what ever that you think it might not be hot, bring it, I will make it hot. This meeting I will have you try on what ever I see sexy and I also must keep in mind what and how the other girls will be wearing so we will play around with your outfits.

Very Important:

1. Drink at least 5 glass of water a day (three days before the shoot).

2. Day before the shoot, eat very light but enough that you are not hungry.

3. If we have a morning shoot, eat a light breakfast and 8 OZ water or juice.

4. Wash your face with water only, night before and lotion up your entire body.

5. Shave in the morning of the shoot, then lotion up again. (Don’t shave the night before)

6. Keep your face moisturized from now until the shoot date.

7. NO SODA

8. DO NOT eat heavy the week of the shoot, no stake and potatoes.

9. NO Salt, entire week before the shoot. (Very little if you must have it)

10. Fruits and salad is a great diet a week before the shoot.

11. You do not have to work out to get in super shape with six packs. I will make sure you look hot either way. (In my professional opinion the girls that are not super tone are sexier in photo shoots and are more erotic and exotic, just a thought.)

Once we do our first meeting then we choose a date to shoot you for the contest.

You will be getting lots of votes.

One of the reasons you were chosen is that, the founders of ****************, are betting on me to make the shoot very hot, the photo's chosen will appear on the site and the advertisings begin through out the United states colleges. So we need to make sure these photos are super hot. ;) lets give them something to vote about ...

Ciao

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How CREEPY!? Like I am going to change the way I eat or live for some perv and an UNPAID photo shoot, with "TOYS", no less!!!
I have been in the business a while, and dealt with some weirdos, but I have never received an email quite like this.

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